Love vs You know what !

One of the unusual days when my mind was a little uncluttered…I was wondering about some most lamest discussions of all times, one which has been on the top list of the girls while filtering out from the prospective bf list.
I was thrilled to pour in some of my own for the cause.

Love	You know what !
1. You can feel butterflies in your stomach when you are about to meet	Not butterflies but yes some sort of chemicals running down from your brain to the exclusive parts of your body which would give you an equal amount of you know what
1. You can whisper sweet nothings and go back to sleep hugging a teddy bear	These type would be the most sound sleepers as they have a lot to dream about
2. Its enjoyable planning surprises and buying gifts for him/her	Yeah ! too much brain work to plan  surprises when u can be alone
3. You can smile sheepishly , loose yourself in thoughts and even chuckle alone in Office. People would just waive off saying “how sweet ! silly is in love”.	You can still loose in “ thoughts” only if you  practice to smile sheepishly at Office.  They would still say “ohhhh !! silly in love!”
4. You can call at wee hours and demand emotional support.	Hey man! What emotional support ?   you  are a happy person anyways
5. You can avail the free facility of eye-cleansing by wailing out tears fighting on absurd topics “Ab tum pehle jaise nahi rahe!” “you don’t love me” “wo ladki kaun thi” (sorry for being gender biased but even sensitive males can enjoy this)	You have other systems of excercising by  eyes popping (various lengths) and ahhh  there’s lots of stuff.
6. You can blabber for hours and he’ll listen to you without batting an eyelid .(rem pt 4….”silly is in love”)	You can blabber for hours and he’ll listen  to you without batting an eyelid .(rem pt  4….practised sheepish smiler)

P.S. : this is just for fun...please don't take it offensively

Well I guess its time you pick one !